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...has a gold mine up his ass  
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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 4, 2008, 8:48 AM
I have been and will be away for quite a while, enjoying Turkish meat (wink wink) on the Turkish beaches. So long.

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*Laurazee:iconLaurazee: Aug 12, 2008, 7:44:43 AM
Not if you're gonna Goatse me!
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Aug 12, 2008, 4:09:05 AM
Wanna see? :eyes:

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*Laurazee:iconLaurazee: Aug 9, 2008, 10:36:42 AM
:peace: :love: :thanks:

Um, gold mine, what? (Looking at the place where your name would be). :lol:
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Jul 18, 2008, 6:44:57 AM
No. Duh.

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~spugmeister:iconspugmeister: Jul 16, 2008, 1:11:17 PM
:D Winner is me.

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An eye for an eye might leave the whole world blind, but I'd rather be blind and vindicated than one-eyed and pissed off.
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Jul 15, 2008, 12:57:50 PM
Don't suit yourself too well.

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As for the rest of you, we have 14 roses left. Which means ten of you will be going home today.

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~spugmeister:iconspugmeister: Jun 22, 2008, 7:29:50 AM
With an absence this long, I might be tempted to think I've won our long battle.

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An eye for an eye might leave the whole world blind, but I'd rather be blind and vindicated than one-eyed and pissed off.
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Jun 6, 2008, 8:38:32 AM
No. >:c

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*FrisianDude:iconFrisianDude: Jun 6, 2008, 8:28:19 AM
It does, a bit. :bucktooth:

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: Jun 6, 2008, 7:33:39 AM
It so does not. :,<

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As for the rest of you, we have 14 roses left. Which means ten of you will be going home today.

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*FrisianDude:iconFrisianDude: Jun 6, 2008, 12:34:30 AM
Your avatar looks a bit like the pepsi logo. :hmm:

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: Jun 5, 2008, 1:44:16 PM
No. Why would I be?

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*FrisianDude:iconFrisianDude: Jun 5, 2008, 12:16:11 PM
Are sponsored by pepsi or something?

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: May 26, 2008, 11:13:17 AM
You're observant.

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~Iscariot-Priest:iconIscariot-Priest: May 25, 2008, 3:04:39 PM
There's a face in that yin yang thing of yours D:

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: Mar 30, 2008, 1:43:13 AM
Shame.

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=mngamojemo:iconmngamojemo: Mar 29, 2008, 4:17:58 PM
Too bad I'd already taken the credit.

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: Mar 29, 2008, 1:40:44 PM
Yeah, I did realize it had been done before shortly thereafter.

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eButtsecks count: 126
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Mar 25, 2008, 3:44:51 PM


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As for the rest of you, we have 14 roses left. Which means ten of you will be going home today.

eButtsecks count: 126
~alternatis:iconalternatis: Mar 25, 2008, 1:57:10 PM


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As for the rest of you, we have 14 roses left. Which means ten of you will be going home today.

eButtsecks count: 126
=bohobella:iconbohobella: Mar 25, 2008, 1:51:13 PM
Khramberry juice on you >:U

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